In this episode, William finally turns his attention from Lily to Debbie, who seems to have a lot on her worried mind... and by "a lot", she naturally means "eating her best friend's pussy", as... William learns, much to his amazement, that Debbie has had a serious crush on Lily since times immemorial. Taken aback, but not discouraged, William still heavily lays on his charisma, and after some drinks, some dancing, and letting Debbie play a mean prank on a local no-goodnik, manages to at least rise all the way up to #2 on Debbie's list - no mean feat for a first date out on the town with an aspiring carpet-muncher!
